Humorous christmas quotes

During Christmas days finding funny and humorous Christmas quotes is not a hard job. Everybody knows that quotes are always attracted to others on any occasion because it is meaningful and significant. Friends mostly send to each other’s humorous Christmas quote for Christmas day to wish each and others.

  • Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
  • Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought,
    doesn’t come from a store.
  • Oh, for the good old days when people would
    stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money

humorous christmas quotes

  • A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory,
    like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together
  • In this season of jollification & endless parties,
    continually keep in mind: “thou shalt not weigh over thy icebox.”
    Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!!
  • Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas
    if you stop opening presents and listen.

funny christmas quotes

  • Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your feet.
  • I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
  • “Christmas is sights, especially the sights of Christmas reflected in the eyes of a child.”
  • I have snowflakes of love smiling down on me, winter bliss when we kiss. Every wish my lips could see… I’m so happy…
  • Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.

funny christmas sayings

  • The only real blind person at Christmas-time is he who has not Christmas in his heart.
  • This Christmas Baby Jesus invites you to celebrate the spirit of love with all your loved ones. Merry Christmas to you. Have a lovely New Year.
  • Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.
  • Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
  • Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.
  • Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

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