Funny Christmas Poems

When Christmas season comes a few people always prefer to funny Christmas poems and wish to others with funny way and make them happy and glad. Funny poems about Christmas always show that you are very happy with this Christmas and want to make it special and unforgettable. If you are looking for the best collection of humorous Xmas day poems so, stay in touch with us.

  • So long ago I left that house
    Everyone couldn’t believeThat Daddy’s little girl would leave
    Saying I’d never return.
  • Your name inspires charity, wherever it is spoke
    And your face that’s full of happiness, forever carries hopeHope that eventually all evil will be extinguished
    And never did you care if your name became distinguished.
  • I like to visit Santa Claus
    When Christmastime is near.
    It’s fun to climb up on his lap
    And whisper in his ear.
    Merry Christmas!!!

Funny Christmas Poems

  • A cold wind blows
    Throughout the streetThe sky unfurls
    Could it be sleet?
  • Christmas is coming,
    I’m so exitedI bet Santa is to,
    He’ll be delighted
  • When christmas comes already yet,
    Mit presents large and sweet.The tings I like in mein stockings best,
    By jiminiy, are my feet..
  • No one’s hangin’ stockings up,
    No one’s bakin’ pies;
    No one’s lookin’ up to see
    A new star in the sky.No one’s talkin’ brotherhood,
    No one’s givin’ gifts;
    And no one loves a Christmas tree
    On March the 25th.

humorous christmas poems

  • I sit atop your Christmas tree,
    All clad in pink, a real fairy.The reason I appear to smirk,
    The sprig of spruce stuck up my skirt.
  • There was an old fellow named Claus
    With a case of the mid-winter blahs.Taught his reindeer to fly
    So they took to the sky.
  • Moonless darkness stands between.
    Past, the Past, no more be seen!
    But the Bethlehem-star may lead meTo the sight of Him Who freed me
    From the self that I have been.Make me pure, Lord: Thou art holy;
    Make me meek, Lord: Thou wert lowly;

    Now beginning, and alway:
    Now begin, on Christmas day.

Funny Christmas Poems potery

  • Christmas Day is a time for fun,
    so come on over to our house hun!
    We’ll have plenty of drinks and food for all;
    we are sure to have a grand ball!
  • Grass was covered with snow
    and it was Jesus’ birthday
    coming to his celebration.
    Meryy Christmas!!
  • Christmas may be cancelled
    The reindeer are on strike
    Santa’s stuck in Lapland
    Forget your brand new bike!
  • Everyone loved xmas dinner,
    No if’s, and’s or but’s,
    And all us kids would piss ourselves
    When grandpa dropped his guts.

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