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- I think Santa must ride a plane
instead of sleigh so that he can reach me faster.
I oftentimes fell asleep waiting for him.
- Christmas is mostly for children.
But we adults can enjoy it too,
until the credit card bills arrive.
- Christmas carolers sing about peace on
earth, but they don’t tell us where
- Christmas trees are like boobs
Fake ones r nice to look at
but real ones are better
- This bright New Year is given
to me to live each day with zest,
to daily grow and try to be my highest and my best!
- If one night a big fat man jumps
in at your window grabs you and
puts you in a sack don’t worry
I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.
- Be on the lookout for jolly,
old, fat, white-bearded men bearing gifts.
- Christmas is the season of peace
and goodwill till you go shopping and get the bill.
- Let us rejoice and enjoy
Has lord has given this day to drink
as much you want Happy Christmas
- Dear Santa this year please gives me
a big fat bank account and a slim body
and this year don’t mix the two up
- When you’re lonely, I wish you Love!
When you’re down, I wish you Joy!
When you’re troubled, I wish you Peace!
When things seem empty, I wish you Hope!
Have a Happy New Year!
- Santa wont be coming this year…
He died laughing when you said you been a good girl.
Have a Merry Christmas
- Man will live for ever
Because of Christmas
(Because of Christmas Day drinking)
Merry Christmas to you
- Christmas is not only for praying and praising
But for drinking and messing around also
- Christmas is for priest, He rejoices
Again and again while delivering the speech
To helpless Church crowd.
(Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing)
So let us celebrate the Christmas here
Merry Christmas to you
- It’s so silly that when our stomachs are gaining weight around Christmas our wallets are losing weight. Merry Christmas.
- Do not expect Santa
They all are Drunk and flat
Merry Christmas without gifts
- Christmas is one day when girls get to kiss boys to wish them without being called a slut!
- Dearest Santa I promise I will never bitch about anyone please get me….ah nah, forget it, I’ll get it for myself!
- I hate Santa! He reminds me of the men who come for 10 minutes, do their thing and disappear for the remaining 364 days!