Dirty Christmas Quotes

Christmas is times of celebration and happiness and on this day people wish to each other’s with different and special ways and make their Christmas special and memorable. Some people wish to each other’s with dirty Christmas quotes images and make happy with each other’s. Wishing for others with dirty Christmas text wishes is considered funny way and it is good idea of fun.

  • Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.
  • This Christmas, I’m gonna hide all the mistletoe, so everyone I hate can kiss my butt
  • Last year, when I asked Santa for the sexiest person alive,
    I woke up in a box.
  • If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas,
    can I come visit you between the holidays?
  • Sometimes I wish I was a bird:
    I would fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
  • My brother was so mean when I was a child.
    He used to glue the pages of his porn magazines together
    so I couldn’t look at them.

Dirty Christmas Quotes

  • The only real blind person at Christmas-time is he who has not Christmas in his heart.
  • Dear Santa,
    I’m writing to let you know that I’ve been naughty…
    and it was worth it.
    You fat, judgmental bastard.
  • Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
    You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
  • KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom!
    Do you know the ANSWAR?
    ho…don’t think dirty…
    its A ”CIGRETTE”
  • Merry Christmas! May God shower us more with His blessings. May we find life’s true meaning as we further reflect on this blessed season. More love, happiness, success and good health!

romantic Dirty Christmas Quotes

  • Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?
    Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.
  • Christmas is a time when you get homesick – even when you’re home.
  • Feels like what more can I say. I made you face your fears. I think we could have made it. Thought I told you I love you.
  • On  Christmas!!
    Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
    Boy2.Oh! I know her
    Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
    Boy1:What the hell?
    Boy2.during lecture in maths classThink +ve:)
    Merry christmas!!

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