Dirty Christmas Jokes

On different happiest events friends, mostly send to each other’s different types of dirty jokes and bring smiles to each other’s faces. During the Christmas season you can’t send dirty Christmas jokes to everyone. This year you can get lots of best collection of dirty Christmas text sms.

  • May you have the gladness of Christmas which is HOPE;
    The spirit of Christmas which is PEACE;
    The heart of Christmas which is LOVE.
    A blessed Christmas to you and your loved ones.
  • Why is Santa Claus always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
  • What do all the female reindeer do
    when santa is busy working with the males on christmas eve?
    Go into town and blow a couple bucks!
  • Christmas is in my heart twelve months a year and thanks to credit cards,
    it’s on my Visa card statement twelve months a year also.

short dirty christmas jokes

  • Who is never hungry at Christmas?
    The turkey – he’s always stuffed!
  • Teacher: What does the Christmas tree stand for?
    Student: It would take too much room lying down.
  • A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said – on one condition, send me your mother.

funny christmas jokes

  • Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did my parents, so I never got anything!

Dirty Christmas Jokes


  • He is so naughty that when d santa decided not to give him presents, he let the fire place on and sets santa on fire!
    Merry christmas my friends!!!

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