Clean Jokes Christmas

Jokes are always very special and it always attracts others and bring smile to your dear one faces. On this Christmas you should make your dear ones happy and glad. You should show your love and sincerity. This year there are different and various types of websites which are offering a huge collection of clear Christmas jokes.

  • As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual question, “And what would you like for Christmas ?”The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: “Didn’t you get my E-mail?”
  • “May I speak to the person in charge of gift wrap?”
    “Sorry, she’s all tied up!”
  • The judge asked the defendant what he was charged with.
    “Doing my Christmas shopping early,” was the reply.
    “That not illegal!. How early were you shopping?”
    “Before the store was open.”

jokes about christmas

  • What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
  • There are three stages of man – He believes in Santa Claus;
    he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
  • What do Christmas trees and bad knitters have in common?
    They both drop their needles.

Clean Jokes Christmas


  • What did the salt say to the pepper?
    Season’s Greetings.
  • Why does Santa have three gardens?
    So he can ‘ho ho ho’!
  • Why did the turkey cross the road?
    Because he wasn’t chicken!

clean joke of the day

  • What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
  • Why was Cinderella such a poor football player?
    Because she kept running away from the ball!
  • What did the cow say on Christmas morning?
    Mooooey Christmas!
  • What do you get if a vampire crosses the road with jack frost?
    Frost bite!

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