Christmas Jokes For Kids

Kids always play a very important role during Christmas and they as well want to enjoy the Christmas holidays. If in this Christmas you want to, wish your kids and thinking how you should wish them so, we will recommend to all wishes them with best and unique Christmas jokes for kids. If you are thinking how you will get best Christmas children’s jokes so, now you don’t need to take any worry about it.

  • What do you get if you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?Ribbon Hood!
  • Why is it always cold at Christmas?
    Because it’s in December!
  • What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn’t move?
    Santa Pause!

Christmas Jokes For Kids

  • What goes “oh, oh, oh”?
    Santa walking backwards!
  • Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Mary.
    Mary who?
    Mary Christmas!
  • Why should Christmas dinner always be well done?
    So you can say “Merry Crispness”!
  • What’s white and red and goes up and down and up and down?
    Santa Claus in an elevator!

christmas jokes and riddles for kids

  • What do you call a snowman in the summer?
    A puddle!
  • Why does Santa Claus like to work in the garden?
    Because he like to hoe, hoe, hoe!

funny christmas jokes for kids

  • What happened when the snow woman got angry at the snowman?
    She gave him the cold shoulder.
  • What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
    silent night

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