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- Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
- Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?
Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.
- What’s the difference between snowmen and snow ladies ?
- Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat
The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat
The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook
It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.
- Why couldn’t the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball?
A – It was a moth ball!
- A father came in the bedroom to find his 13-year-old daughter smoking
a cigarette. “My God! How long have you been smoking?” screams the
“Since I lost my virginity,” replies the girl.
“You lost your VIRGINITY!!! When the hell did this happen?” shrieks
“I don’t remember,” says the girl. “I was completely drunk.”
- Q: Why does Santa come down the chimney?
A: Because his pants are tight and he wriggles a lot.
- Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
- Question: “What Is Difference Between Chicken And A Baby?” Answer: “Chicken Is A Result Of Sitting Hen, And Baby Is The Result Of Standing Cock.”Merry Christmas!
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